I found some really freaky pictures out on Al Gore’s Interweb and thought I would share some -
This first one – while I actually like it – it’s a kid after this clown’s own heart – given that one of the #1 comments I always get is “clowns scare me” – this one is for all of you out there…a little BoBo!
This next one actually REALLY freaked me out – is this for real?
Another clown-themed one….Fast Food!
While freaky – Being a Floridian – this is also the most scariest!
Enjoy!
h/t to Morey Mitchell for sending this.
If only this were a real billboard – LOL
You can click on it to see a larger, more clearer, version
h/t to Mitchell Morey for sending this to me. I heard about this on Glenn Beck but I did not realize this was his website. I’m sure that many of you who listen to Glenn or watch his show know that an idiot politician – Anthony Wiener – recently went after him and Goldline in a McCarthy fashion. Well – Glenn didn’t just sit back – he created his own website – this is hilarious
Check it out – everything you want to know about that idiot senator and more!
And – since this is a short post – I gotta make this a little longer…..
Here’s another good one
And this one…
And one for the ladies:
You know how guys are always saying with regards to marriage “Why by the whole cow when you can get the milk for free?” – Well, listen up guys – the reason why 80% of women are against marriage now is because they see no reason to buy the whole pig for a little sausage!!!
h/t to my friend Jan for sending this to me. This is an actual article from a newspaper regarding a Hispanic boycott of Caucasian owned businesses in Victoria, Texas. Those Congresscritters in DC need to read this.
I checked it out on the Internet and came across a couple sites that say this is a hoax. Well, it is a pretty elaborate hoax if someone really went out of their way to create an actual newspaper article. In all fairness – I could not locate an actual newspaper website that ran this story. Regardless – this is absolutely hilarious – and – it wouldn’t surprise me if it were true.
Okay – who will be the first to call me a racist? I guess if I don’t want people coming in to my country illegally, committing countless crimes, using all of our taxpayer resources (health care, food stamps, welfare, public housing, etc.) – then by all means – I guess I am a racist! It’s pretty sad that if I were to sneak in to Mexico in the dark of night and could not prove I was a Mexican citizen – I would be thrown directly in jail for 2 years – yet – when these illegals invade our country by the millions – they get taxpayer funded social services and a free education and they get tax-free jobs.
Support the Arizona Illegal Immigrant Bill – Boycott The D.C. Politicians and kick them all out in November!
I know – I haven’t been posting much. Like I said a while back – it will be few and far in between given my visual disturbances. The good thing is that I have some good blogger friends that have been helping me out here and there. I plan on posting something up tomorrow about this bullshit harassment conservatives and supporters of the Arizona law are getting. In the meantime – I found this – enjoy
Stuttering cat – as explained by a 4th grade student
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.
“Human beings are the only animals that stutter,” she said.
A little girl raises her hand. “I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.”
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
“Well,” she began, “I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running
start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!”
“That must’ve been scary,” said the teacher.
“It sure was,” said the little girl. “My kitty raised her back, went “Ffffff!, Ffffff!, Ffffff ….., but before she could say “FUCK,” the Rottweiler ate her!”
….The teacher had to leave the room.
h/t to Nuria for sending this to me
The 2010 Federal Census For The South
Last name: ________________
First name: (Check appropriate box)
(_) Billy-Bob
(_) Billy-Joe
(_) Billy-Ray
(_) Billy-Sue
(_) Billy-Mae
(_) Billy-Jack
What does everyone call you?
(_) Booger
(_) Bubba
(_) Junior
(_) Sissy
(_) Other___________________
Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)
Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ Not sure
Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right
Occupation: (Check appropriate box)
(_) Farmer
(_) Mechanic
(_) Hair Dresser
(_) Unemployed
(_) Dirty Politician
(_) Preacher
Spouse’s Name:_________________________
2nd Spouse’s Name:______________________
3rd Spouse’s Name:______________________
Lover’s Name:___________________________
Relationship with spouse: (Check appropriate box)
(_) Sister
(_) Brother
(_) Aunt
(_) Uncle
(_) Cousin
(_) Mother
(_) Father
(_) Son
(_) Daughter
(_) Pet
Number of children living in household: _____
Number of children living in shed: ______
Number that are yours: ______
Mother’s Name: _______________________(If not sure, leave blank)
Father’s Name: _______________________ (If not sure, leave blank)
Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
Do you (_) own or (_) rent your mobile home? (Check appropriate box)
Total number of vehicles you own: ___
Number of vehicles that still crank: ___
Number of vehicles in front yard: ___
Number of vehicles in back yard: ___
Number of vehicles on cement blocks: ___
Number of firearms you own and where you keep them:
____ truck
____ bedroom
____ bathroom
____ kitchen
____ shed
Model and year of your pickup: 196__
Do you have a gun rack?
(_) Yes (_) No; If no, please explain:
Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
(_) The National Enquirer
(_) The Globe
(_) TV Guide
(_) Soap Opera Digest
(_) Rifle and Shotgun
Number of times you’ve seen a UFO:_____
Number of times in the last 5 years you’ve seen Elvis:_____
Number of times you’ve seen Elvis in a UFO:_____
How often do you bathe:
(_) Weekly
(_) Monthly
(_) Not Applicable
Color of eyes:
Left______ Right_____
Color of hair:
(_) Blond
(_) Black
(_) Red
(_) Brown
(_) White
(_) Clairol
Color of teeth:
(_) Yellow
(_) Brownish-Yellow
(_) Brown
(_) Black
(_) N/A
Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
(_)Red-Man
How far is your home from a paved road?
(_) 1 mile
(_) 2 miles
(_) just a whoop-and-a-holler
(_) road?
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