The BoBo Files

First, before I start, my deepest thanks to Bob-0 for the keys to the circus, what a privilege! I’ll replace the Scotch …no Really I will!!

I’m a guest author here on the Bobo Files, so I’ll start off telling you a little back ground.

Me and the evil clown go way back, we were fledgling bloogers together and we’ve stayed in touch even though my dedication to blogging waxes and wanes at times. I have my car blog at 454monte.com and my political blog, at TNMilitant.com both of which don’t get a lot of attention I guess, mostly because I can be rather agnostic about the whole thing at times. Millions of blogs, and to me it’s all been said a thousand times before, so sometimes it’s not that I don’t have an opinion, it’s just that others voice those thoughts and ideas faster and probably much more efficiently than I could. Hell if I was an accomplished writer, I’d write a book now wouldn’t I?

But when BoBo offered me the keys to the big tent, I jumped at the chance…really What could be better than an Evil KKKOnservative Clown, and a Deer killing, drag racing, whiskey drinking red-neck Good Ol Boy from TN teaming up to take on the loony left? That’s sort of collaboration has got to give people who like numskulls like Keith Olberman a case of 7th circle of hell heat-burn…bonus!!

After I accepted, since then I have been pondering what I would write about, and I guess I’m in that realm now, once again,  of “it’s all been said before” when it comes to Obama-Care.

Or am I? Has it all truly been said?

Some thoughts occurred to me as I thought about Obama-Care…mostly in the vein of what was it the addled brained pols weren’t telling us…and there’s a lot, remember Botox San-Fran Nancy telling us “we have to pass this bill so you can see what’s in it”?

That witch….I swear every time I see her ugly puss on the tube I start ducking in fear of getting hit with a flying broomstick. Boy she wasn’t kidding tho, we really didn’t know what was in the belly of this beast.

There’s this things  lurking in the Obama-Care bill called  “the law of unintended consequences”, and I think for my inaugural post, that’s what I’ll write about.  The Unintended consequences of Obama-Care.

Oh I know, there’s lots out there crying out about the new laws, as being Socialism, and what not, you’ll get no argument from me on the point, I think it is a complete and utter usurpation of our freedoms by this administration and it should be repealed. It’s wrong for the country, it’s wrong for her people.It’s going to hurt far more than it will help, 99.9% of governmental meddling does, and this will be no different.

But what about those unintended consequences ?

Here’s one. Actually two or three as the case may be…

The “tanning tax” and the cosmetic surgery tax…if I have my facts in a row here… there is a tax being levied on tanning sessions and medical devices as well as cosmetic surgery.  Has any one considered the far ranging and utterly disastrous results of this bone headed tax?

I think not!!

Pause to consider for a moment, if you will, the ramification of these sorts of taxes……things like, Young college hotties the nation over are going to be forced to choose between tanning, or getting that little bit of  cellulite removed in time for spring break ….and buying books or paying their tuition…this is simply outrageous!

You know what I think? I think this is simply an outrage foisted directly against the American Male…Really think about it!

Instead of tanned & silicone enhanced nubile young college coeds running amok in Ft. Lauderdale and the FL Keys come spring break, we’re going to be tortured with flat chested pasty white skinny assed broads in bikinis !!

It’s going to look like the freaking French Rivera for crying out loud! Trust me…I’ve been there…that whole topless beach thingy? It’s WAY over rated!!

I know what it is….Obama doesn’t want white chicks getting brown…THAT’S RACIST!!  Where’s Je$$ie Jack$on when you need em eh? This is a civil liberties affront to knuckle dragging red meat eating males the nation over…This cant stand! Repeal it now!!

Unintended consequences…As if that’s not bad enough…these mental midgets in DC somehow forgot to make a provision that prevents tax payer dollars to provide Viagra to registered sex offenders.What? You’re kidding me right? Nope.

Swell, NOW….not only do I have to fiddle around and adjust the color on my 50 inch plasma TV to sort of trick my mind into thinking that the girls on “girls gone wild” videos really are tanned…NOW… I have to worry about some pasty pale kiddie diddler running around the ‘hood with a permanant hard on muttering ….”here kitty kittykitty…here kitty”.

Thanks a bunch there Obama!! You’re swell…NOT.

Since this is my first rant..er I mean post on the Bobo Files, We’ll forgo the whole lot of the rest of it, like taking my tax dollars almost at the point of a gun and handing them to some one else…the whole constitutionality part…  that’s simply par for the course for these slimy eels in suits.They can’t spell the word constitution let alone uphold it…BAH!  I’m ticked off just as much over the nefarious and diabolical unintended consequences!!

So there you have it..straight from the red-neck’s mouth…this is why so many Americans like me  hate this Health-care plan…don’t let em up there in DC and those blow dried talking heads on your TV fool you!!

It’s not that we’re racists, we’re  teabaggers or Nazis…nothing could be farther from the truth!! We’re just red meat eatin’ gun slinging hottie loving pedophile hating  American males ..and were pissed!!

And in closing…again, many thanks to BoBo for the chance to rant..